Magic, Balloons, Art and Writing

This post is for all you magicians out there who don't have someone to talk to. It's okay, I get lonely too. Sometimes pulling a rabbit out of a hat and trying to have a conversation with it just isn't good enough. And doves, with their incessant cooing and hooting never listen to your problems without constant interuptions. Its like "Hey, can I get a real friend who doesn't eat pellets or lay eggs?"

Well, probably not.

But at least here we can talk to each other about it? For example, I would like to know how come most magicians, clowns, and balloon artists hold events for their groups on weekends . . . don't they work at all on the weekends? I never get to go rub elbows with my own sort because I work every weekend doing shows and they are all getting together every weekend for magic swap meets and balloon offs . . .

it's just not fair.